Kids are so literal...

My 6-yr-old slays me... I spend most of my time in his presence trying not to laugh. The other night after his bath I was instructed to dry between his toes very thoroughly. "Otherwise, you know what HAPPENS, Mommy??? MUSHROOMS grow there! GRAMMY told me! Only it's not mushrooms..." "Fungus, honey? Is that what you mean?" "YES! FUNGUS! It's LIKE mushrooms, only WORSE!!!" There's nothing worse than a kid staring at you in bemusement with that "WHAT?" look on his face while you collapse in helpless giggles.