Sweet innocence...

While shopping the other day, passing the Easter aisle:

Z: You don't have to worry about getting me anything for Easter, Mom.

Me: Oh, I don't?

Z: Nah. I'm sure the Easter Bunny's got it under control!

It's a good thing I'm a pet person...

because there is only one thing in the world worse than dog barf, and that is dog barf that used to be cat poop.

You don't want the details. Trust me.